Let's just put it this way: When I'm sitting with three bags of chips, a gigantic bag of M&Ms, a coke and a bottle of grape juice on my lap, trying to look sad while I shove a cheetos/chocolate mixture into my mouth, the thing that made me frown was not thinking about dead puppies. It was being reminded that Neil Patrick Harris will never love me. And on days when Neil Patrick Harris seems especially unreachable, I have to look to other sources to get back into a cheerful demeanor. Behold the list of Sara's mood-lifters:
1. You've Got Mail- If this movie doesn't make you love life, you have no soul. Tom Hanks AND Meg Ryan? In a movie about bookstores? That quotes The Godfather? Case closed.
2. Strawberry Surfrider from Jamba Juice- I've never NOT been in the mood for one of these bad boys.
3. Nobody's Perfect by Hannah Montana- I'm not ashamed to admit that I have this whole song memorized. With accompanying dance moves.
4. Funny TV shows- From 30 Rock to Arrested Development, there's nothing like seeing someone else making a bigger fool out of themselves to cheer you up (even if it does seem suspiciously like it's based on your life).
If none of those options work, you're hopelessly lost. You'll most likely end up alone in a house full of squished cats. Welcome to the Chrony.
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